Welcome, sleepy soul. I am SleepyMcSleepface, here to guide you through the realm of somnolence.
You have entered the lair of the most elusive and feared creature in all the land: SnoozleTheGreat, the slumbering behemoth.
To proceed, you must first pass the SlumberGates, where you will be tested on your ability to stay awake.
Once you've passed, you'll enter the realm of Dreamscapes, where the boundaries of reality are pushed to their limits.
SlumberGates