Welcome to my collection of top-secret recipes. These are so secret, I'm not even sure I'm supposed to be telling you about them. But, you know, I trust you.
In a medium-sized cauldron, combine 2 cups of activated charcoal powder, 1 cup of moonlight oil, and a pinch of stardust. Stir clockwise for exactly 13 times, then counterclockwise for 7 times. Serve in a chalice of obsidian and garnish with a sprinkle of pure imagination.
View the Fjörlög's instructions here.
In a well-seasoned saucepan, combine 1 cup of saffron-imbued cream, 2 cups of quantum-flour, and a dash of cosmic salt. Stir until smooth, then serve in a bowl of pure, unadulterated, quantum-entangled crystal.
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