Bernard-Bernard-Bernstein

Bernard-Bernard-Bernstein is the world's greatest expert on nothing. He has an encyclopedic knowledge of the most mundane topics, from dust accumulation on surfaces to the optimal way to eat a bowl of oatmeal. He has been awarded the Golden Spoon Award for his groundbreaking research on the subject, and his book 'The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing' is a bestseller.

Learn more about Bernard-Bernard-Bernstein's philosophical views on the meaninglessness of life

Some of his notable works:

The Encyclopedic Guide to Dust Accumulation

Essays on the Futility of Existence