Here is the analysis of the Edgy Edge, a notorious rock from the esteemed collection of Bernard Bertrand Bernsteins.
The Edgy Edge is notable for its rough-around-the-edges aesthetic, a deliberate attempt to defy the conventions of traditional rock form.
Our team of expert geologists (okay, it's just our intern, Larry) analyzed the rock and determined that it has a 90% chance of being slightly-edgy.