Day 1: Arrival in Cairo

After a grueling 24-hour flight from New York, I landed in Cairo, Egypt, ready to take on the adventure of a lifetime. My first stop was the Great Pyramid of Giza, where I promptly got lost in the vast expanse of sand.

I got stuck in the pyramid for hours.

Day 2: Nile River Cruise

Next, I boarded a rickety old felucca to take in the breathtaking views of the Nile River. The locals were friendly, but the captain's driving skills left much to be desired.

Read about my harrowing experience with Captain Moustafa.

Day 3: Marrakech Madness

Learn about my epic battle of wits with a particularly cunning merchant.