MIAMI
BERNARD BERTRAND BERNSTEIN, the world-renowned adventurer, has arrived in the 305!
After a long flight from the land of cheese and wine (France), BERNSTEIN was struck by the city's neon glow, its pastel-hued pastel, and its general sense of Je ne sais quoi.
He strolled down the beach, where the ocean meets the sky, and the palm trees wave hello. He sipped on a Piña Colada and thought, "Ah, yes! This is the life!"