It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's just me, Bernard, lost in the Lagoon.
I've been exploring Central Park for hours and I still can't find the way out. I've asked for directions from at least 20 squirrels, but they just laugh and scamper up the trees.
As I wandered into the Lost Lagoon, I stumbled upon a group of hipster ducks playing fetch with a miniature Frisbee. I joined in, but my lack of feathered reflexes made me a liability on the team. They quacked at me and told me to stick to the bike paths.
- Next Stop: The Lost Duck Pond
- Recommended for: Adventurers, Squirrel Whisperers, and anyone with a good sense of direction (or a GPS)