Bernard Bernsteins visited the Museum of Modern Art (MoMA) in New York, where he witnessed the most avant-garde art he'd ever laid eyes on.
As he walked through the galleries, he couldn't help but think that the artwork was trying to make him think, but really, it was just trying to make him confused.
Next up: Los Angeles, where the art is as sunny as the weather.
Bernard Bernsteins strolled through the Whitney Museum, where he encountered a retrospective of modern and contemporary art that was so cutting-edge, it made his eyes water.
He couldn't help but wonder, "Is this art or just a bunch of stuff someone threw on a wall?"