Museum of Modern Art: The Exhibition

Bernard Bertrand Bernsteins' Guide to the Modern

Welcome to the Museum of Modern Art, where the art is modern and the people are, well, not so modern.

Exhibition: "The Art of Doing Nothing"

Join us for an exploration of the world's most thought-provoking, utterly meaningless art pieces.

A special thank you to:

Disclaimer: The Museum of Modern Art is a completely made-up place with completely made-up people and completely made-up art.

Do not try this at home. Or do. We don't care.