January 20, 2019

Today, I, Bernard Bertrand Bernstein, embarked on a perilous journey to find the perfect cup of tea in the heart of Tokyo. My trusty map read: "Turn left at the 7-11, pass by the vending machine, and pray for a decent brew."

I walked for hours, my stomach growling with hunger and my taste buds crying out for a good strong brew. But alas, all I found was a sad little stall selling nothing but instant coffee packets. The locals just laughed and said, "You're doing it wrong, gaijin!"

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