Welcome, fellow ramen enthusiasts, to the manifesto of the Ramen Rebellion. Here, we stand united in our pursuit of the perfect bowl of noodles, the holy grail of culinary delight.
For too long, the world has been held hostage by the tyranny of bland, overcooked noodles. No more! We, the Ramen Rebellion, vow to bring back the fiery passion and creativity that once defined our beloved dish.