As the greatest Sumo wrestler of all time, I, Bernard Bertrand Berstein, have dedicated my life to the study of Sumo philosophy. And let me tell you, it's a wild ride.
Sumo, as you may know, is not just about slapping on a loincloth and grunting at an opponent. No, no, no. It's a deeply complex and nuanced art form. It's about discipline, strategy, and...
techniques of throwing your rivals into the rings are just the tip of the iceberg.
But, as I always say, "A good Sumo match is not just about winning or losing, it's about the journey, man."
And, man, have I ever been on some crazy journeys. Like that time I traveled to Sumo Squad Japan, where I learned the ancient art of reading the weather with my bare eyes.
Or, you know, that other time I went to throw your sushi at the Sumo tournament...
Anyway, if you're interested in learning more about the deep, complex, and totally-not-bizarre world of Sumo, click here.