Parisian Escapades of Bernard Bertrand Bernstein

Subtitle: Where art meets existential crisis

I once visited the Eiffel Tower. I thought I saw God. It was a Tuesday.

Read the full story of my 2015 Eiffel Tower incident

I also visited the Louvre. I'm not sure what I saw, but it was definitely more impressive than my art degree.

Read about my existential crisis at the Mona Lisa See what happened when I went to Berlin