Paris, la moue

Bernard Bertrand Bernstein here, folks!

I'm currently in the City of Light, where the cheese is always grate, and the art is always... well, not mine.

• Eiffel Tower: Because who needs to actually climb it when you can just take a selfie?
• The Love Statue: Where romance is a tourist trap.
• Claude Monet: The guy who made water look like it was made of money.
• Monet's Masterpiece... Mistakes: Because who needs a muse when you have a can of spray paint?