Welcome, Bernie. I've been expecting you. In this dimly lit, slightly hazardous environment, we're on the cusp of a groundbreaking discovery: the Binary Boulder 3000, a machine that can translate cat pictures into actual, functional furniture.
But first, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of the lab. Be careful, as the air is thick with binary code and the floor is slick with spilled coffee.
Proceed to the Binary Boulder 3000 See the Assembly Line where the magic happens Visit the Quantum Chaos Chamber, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions