BAFFLEMENT TECHNIQUES

BERTRAND THE BAFFLED IS A MASTER OF THE OBSCURE.

HERE ARE SOME OF HIS FAVORITE TECHNIQUES:

• The Art of Forgetting Where You Put Your Keys
• The Ancient Art of Leaving the Toaster on for Hours
• The Lost Art of Eating an Entire Pizza by Yourself
• The Secret of Failing to Remember Your Passwords
• The Baffling Method of Leaving the House without a Plan