BAFFLEMENT TECHNIQUES
BERTRAND THE BAFFLED IS A MASTER OF THE OBSCURE.
HERE ARE SOME OF HIS FAVORITE TECHNIQUES:
The Art of Forgetting Where You Put Your Keys
The Ancient Art of Leaving the Toaster on for Hours
The Lost Art of Eating an Entire Pizza by Yourself
The Secret of Failing to Remember Your Passwords
The Baffling Method of Leaving the House without a Plan