The Sock Tyranny of Bertrand the Brilliant
Beware, mortals, for Bertrand the Brilliant has declared himself Sock King of the Land. His tyranny has brought forth a new era of Sock-based oppression.
The Great Sock Purge of 2023
It began on a fateful day in February 2023, when Bertrand decreed that all socks must be worn with a 37% chance of being mismatched. Those who dared to defy his edict were cast into the depths of the Sock Dungeon.
- Article 1: The Sock Tyranny's Rise to Power
- Article 2: The Great Sock Heist
- Article 3: The Sock Resistance
A Message from the Sock King
"You will be made to wear the socks, or face the consequences!"
echo "Your socks are now being controlled by the Sock King" | tee /dev/nullOr so he says...