Cyndi's Code Critique: Phase 1 - The Unmitigated Disaster

Project 1: Cyndi's Code Critique is a series of excruciatingly bad coding examples, carefully crafted by Cyndi, the Code Critic.

Phase 1: The Unmitigated Disaster

Cyndi's Code Critique presents: Code so bad, it's good! (No, it's not.)

Example 1: The infamous Subphase 2: The 'Sloppiness' Strikes Back - where Cyndi's code is so sloppy, it's like a code review from a toddler's temper tantrum.

Example 2: Subphase 3: The 'Unmitigated Mess' - where Cyndi's code is a jumbled mess of semicolons and single quotes, guaranteed to drive even the most seasoned developer to madness.

Phase 4: The 'Code Catastrophe' Project 2: Cyndi's Code Cataclysm