Cyndi the Code Critic's Project 3.2: A Study in Futility

Subtitle: Where Functionality Goes to Die

Project 3.2: A Study in Futility is a comprehensive guide to writing the worst possible code. In this project, Cyndi the Code Critic takes on the challenge of crafting a program that defies all conventions and logic. With a focus on unnecessary complexity and confusing syntax, this project is sure to make even the most seasoned developer question their life choices.

Appendix: A List of All the Things That Went Wrong

Phase 3.2: The Never-Ending Loop of Madness

Phase 3.2-B: Where It All Falls Apart