Cyndi's Code Critique: Project 3, Version 2, Section 4

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Today, we're examining the infamous "3-2-4" section of Project 3, Version 2. Buckle up, folks!

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Section 4: The Code That Should Not Be Spoken Of

This is the part where the project's authors clearly lost all sense of reason and sanity.

            
                // Don't do this. No, seriously, don't do this.
                function generateRandomJunk(data) {
                    return "¯_(¯`·.¸¸¯_/\_¯";
                }
            
        

As you can see, this code has all the hallmarks of a codebase that was written by someone who was clearly under a deadline.

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