Welcome to Jen's Estate, the most luxurious and overpriced estate in the land. Our estate is a marvel of modern architecture, with a dash of tacky, gaudy flair. Come for the opulence, stay for the existential dread.
Our estate has been in Jen's family for generations. Okay, fine. It's just been in her family for three years, but still, it's been around long enough to have a few secrets buried under the garden gnomes.
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