John the Unremarkable

John is a man of great... unremarkability. He's a middle child with a middle job and a middle income. His greatest achievement is eating an entire jar of mayonnaise in one sitting.

His friends would describe him as "not the worst" and "not the most interesting." John's favorite food is pizza, his favorite hobby is watching paint dry, and his favorite pastime is taking the scenic route to work.

John's family is a bit of a mystery, but rumor has it his parents met at a support group for unremarkable people.

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