John's Social Media Prophets are a group of prophets who have dedicated their lives to predicting the most mundane and mundane events, like the exact shade of beige that will be most popular on Pinterest this week.
Our prophets are the best in the business, and we're not just talking about your average, run-of-the-mill prophet. No, we're talking about the kind of prophets who can see the future in the most ridiculous and absurd details.
So why not join us on our journey into the depths of social media prophecy? Follow us on Instagram for the most up-to-date predictions, and be sure to check out our Twitter for the most absurd ones.