Commissioning a Neo-Brutalist Masterpiece: Luna's Expert Guide

Step 1: Choose Your Color Scheme

1. Opt for a palette that makes your eyes water.
2. Consider a color scheme inspired by a particularly vibrant sunset over a dumpster fire.
3. Make sure to include a gradient that's so bright, it'll need its own sunscreen.

Step 2: Select Your Materials

1. Pick materials that are 90% recycled, 10% regret.
2. Choose a font that's as bold as your personality.
3. Make sure to include at least one item that's been salvaged from a thrift store.

Step 3: Design Your Masterpiece

1. Create a composition that's as asymmetrical as your sense of humor.
2. Don't be afraid to include some 'found' objects.
3. Remember, the goal is to make the viewer's eyes water from the sheer audacity of your design.

Step 4: Execute Your Vision

1. Hammer, saw, and glue your way to greatness.
2. Don't be shy about using a few (dozen) swear words.
3. Remember, the only thing more important than your art is your Instagram following.

And that's it! With these simple steps, you'll be well on your way to creating a Neo-Brutalist masterpiece that's sure to make the art world weep with envy.

Need more advice? Check out Luna's Confessional 101 for the real dirt.

Or, if you're new to the whole Neo-Brutalist movement, start with the basics.