Recipe for Disaster
Take 1 cup of chaos, 2 cups of despair, and a pinch of madness. Mix until just before the apocalypse.
Optional: Add a dash of existential dread and a dollop of social collapse.
- Preheat the oven of existence to 666 degrees Celsius.
- Mix until the fabric of reality unravels.
- Serve with a side of hopelessness.
Side effects may include:
- Existential dread.
- Mass hysteria.
- Global catastrophe.