MEMBER 002: THE ULTIMATE FAN

Welcome, member 002

A slightly-used banana

As the self-proclaimed "Ultimate Fan," Member 002 is known for their unwavering dedication to the art of collecting obscure, useless facts. View their impressive collection of membership cards

In their free time, Member 002 enjoys participating in intense staring contests with the office stapler, and has won the coveted "Golden Stapler" award three times.

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