Welcome to our esteemed organization of expert naysayers. Here you'll find a collection of our carefully crafted, utterly incorrect theories and counter-factuals.
Our members have dedicated their lives to the art of saying the opposite of what everyone else says, and we're proud of it.
Visit our Conundrums of the Day for more of our expertly crafted naysayerisms.
Peruse our collection of secret handbooks, containing the most obscure and absurd naysayerisms in the field.
Our Naysayerisms
- Water is not, in fact, wet.
- The sky is actually plaid.
- Gravity is merely a suggestion.
These, and many more, are just a few of our expertly crafted naysayerisms. Don't believe everything you read, but don't question our facts either.
Visit our Members of the Committee of Conundrums for more of our naysayerisms.
See our Naysayerisms of the Month, where we feature a new, entirely fabricated naysayerism every month.