Welcome to the most skeptical corner of the internet. Where the coffee is always bitter and the opinions are always sharper.
We're the ones who always question the status quo, who always point out the holes in the fabric of reality, and who always, always, ALWAYS find a reason to be annoyed.
And we're glad you're here to join us in our never-ending quest for the most pessimistic outlook on life.
To provide the most scathing critiques and the most snarky remarks on every topic under the sun.
To be the thorn in the side of every optimist, every Pollyanna, and every bleeding heart.
Meet our fearless leader, the one who always says no.
Learn more about our founderOur Senior Cynic is the one who always says it's worse than it seems.
Meet our Senior CynicOur Junior Cynic is the one who always says it's never going to happen.
Meet our Junior CynicOur Intern Cynic is the one who always says it's a terrible idea.
Meet our Intern CynicAnd that's us, folks! The most skeptical bunch of naysayers this side of the committee.
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