Q: What is the membership fee?
A: The membership fee is $9.99. But honestly, it's priceless. You get access to our exclusive Discord, where you can discuss the meaning of life with other cult members, and receive discounts on all our merchandise, including our famous "I'm with stupid" t-shirts.
Q: Can I join the cult if I'm not a fan of cults?
A: Of course! We're not like those other cults. We're a cult for people who like cults, but also like being normal. It's a cult for people who are already normal, but want to be slightly less normal.