We are currently reviewing your membership request, but it's taking a bit longer than expected.
Please wait for up to 30 minutes before contacting us again. We're not ignoring you, we're just busy judging the merits of your application.
Go back to Step 1, you clearly need more work
Decline membership request (we won't judge you, we'll just judge your request)
Remember, our membership process is like a fine wine - it gets better with time, but also gets more expensive.