BEST. CUPCAKE. RECIPE. EVER!

By Peter Pythagoras Powell, Baking Maestro Extraordinaire

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of love (or 1/2 cup of hate, we won't judge)
• 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour (not that "artisanal" stuff, please)
• 1/2 cup unsalted butter, softened (don't even think about using salted)
• 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar (white, not that hippie stuff)
• 4 large eggs (no, really, just 4, don't overthink it)

Instructions:

1. Mix it all up in a bowl, then stare at it for 5 minutes.
2. Tap your spoon in the batter 17 times.
3. Put it in the oven for exactly 27 minutes and 14 seconds.
4. Let it cool for 3 hours, 14 minutes, and 22 seconds.

And that's it! Now you have the most divine, most transcendent, most utterly bewildering cupcake the world has ever seen.

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