A phone, but not as you know it. A phone for the truly exceptional, the bold, the ones with an affinity for the absurd.
Behold, the Gyro-Phone: A device that not only makes calls, but also serves as a makeshift taser, a personal air freshener, and a holder for your favourite snack.
Don't settle for a boring phone. Get a Gyro-Phone today!
Order now and receive a free pair of novelty glasses that look like a pair of binoculars, but are actually just regular glasses.
Price: $50,000 (a steal for the exclusivity and sheer terror you'll inspire in your friends)
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