Peter Pythagoras Powell's Legit Scheming Techniques

Welcome to the lair of Peter Pythagoras Powell, the greatest mind the world has ever seen. Here you'll find his most trusted, his most tried, his most utterly absurd scheming techniques.

1.618: Pythagoras's Proposed Solution to the World's Existential Crisis - a mathematically sound approach to solving the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Chaos Theory for Idiots - a simplified explanation of the complexities of the universe, because who needs simplicity when you can have it?

And, of course, The Ultimate Logic Puzzle - a test of your mental mettle, or, you know, whatever it is that makes you, you.

Stay tuned for more mind-bending, reality-warped, utterly useless information.

Or, you know, just leave.