The Invention That Doesn't Work: The Transmogrifier 3000

By Peter Pythagoras Powell, Genius Inventor Extraordinaire

The Transmogrifier 3000 is a revolutionary new product that promises to change the world. Or at least, change your kitchen.

Simply place the Transmogrifier 3000 in your kitchen, press the button, and it will transmogrify your food into something... different.

We're not quite sure what it does, but we're sure it's a thing that will change the world. Or maybe just your lunch.

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• Transmogrification of your food into a substance that is slightly less edible.
• Unexplained noises from the kitchen.
• Uncontrollable urge to watch cat videos.

Disclaimer: The Transmogrifier 3000 has not been tested by anyone who is not a friend of Peter Pythagoras Powell.

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