The Invention That Doesn't Work: The Transmogrifier 3000

By Peter Pythagoras Powell, Genius Inventor Extraordinaire

The Transmogrifier 3000 is a revolutionary new product that promises to change the world. Or at least, change your kitchen.

Simply place the Transmogrifier 3000 in your kitchen, press the button, and it will transmogrify your food into something... different.

We're not quite sure what it does, but we're sure it's a thing that will change the world. Or maybe just your lunch.

Side effects may include:

Disclaimer: The Transmogrifier 3000 has not been tested by anyone who is not a friend of Peter Pythagoras Powell.

Price: $1000.99, but only if you order in the next 5 seconds!