In which we demonstrate the power of irrationality.
Given a triangle with sides of length 3, 4, and 5, we show that it's impossible to draw the triangle in the classical sense.
But wait, we're not just showing that it's impossible, we're showing that it's intentionally impossible.
Proceed to Proof 2: The Square-Root of Impossibility Or, if you dare, to Proof 3: The Circle of Confusion