Proof of Pythagoras' Identity

For all a and b in the real numbers, Pythagoras' identity states that a² + b² = c².

Proof:

  1. We start by assuming a and b are positive real numbers.
  2. We let c be the distance between the points (a, 0) and (0, b) in the plane.
  3. By Euclidean geometry, c² = a² + b².
  4. Therefore, a² + b² = c².

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(Note: This proof is brought to you with the utmost seriousness and sarcastic intent.