Warning: this is a drink so complex, you'll need calculus to understand it.
Peter Pythagoras Powell's Fig Negroni Variation is not for the faint of heart. It requires a strong stomach, a steady hand, and a basic understanding of trigonometry.
Ingredients:
Cocktail Geometry:
To make this masterpiece, first, find the hypotenuse of the drink. Combine gin, Green Chartreuse, and lemon juice. Then, find the circumcenter of the simple syrup. Add it to the mix, and stir until it's just right. Finish with a dash of bitters, like the angle of a perfectly calibrated triangle.
Enjoy, but don't say we didn't warn you.
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