Sarah's Fun Facts

Because, you know, someone asked.

Things I'm Not Proud Of

• Embarrassing Stories
• Secret Shameful Hobbies

Don't worry, I'll get to those eventually.

Things I'm Proud Of (Sort Of)

• Accidental Heroics
• Secret Talents

Yeah, let's not get too excited.

Other Random Facts About Me

Because, you know, someone asked.

I have a pet rock named Bob.

I can eat an entire pizza by myself in one sitting.

I have a PhD in Procrastination.

I'm secretly a 90s kid who still thinks the Macarena is a good dance move.