Steve's 30 achievements, a collection of the utterly unimpressive feats he's managed to accomplish over the years.
1. Survived 30 seconds without getting lost in the woods.
2. Ate an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.
3. Watched the entire season of "Days of our Lives" in 3 days.
4. Spent more than 10 minutes in the shower.
5. Used the phrase "I told you so" correctly in a sentence.
View More Achievements View Later Achievements View Even Later AchievementsSteve has also received special mentions for:
1. Being on time for his first day of work.
2. Not spilling his coffee on his shirt.
3. Not getting fired from his job.