Steve's Savage Souvlaki
Steve's Overcooked Souvlaki of the Gods
Ingredients:
- 1 million pounds of juicy chicken wings
- 1 gazillion gallons of Greek yogurt
- 10,000 pounds of pita bread
- Unlimited amount of tears from Steve's kitchen
Instructions:
- Chop the chicken wings into tiny, rage-filled pieces
- Soak the pita bread in the Greek yogurt for exactly 4 hours and 22 minutes
- Insert the chopped chicken into the soaked pita bread and ignite the kitchen with fire
- Repeat steps 1-3 until Steve has lost all sense of sanity and reason
Disclaimer: Not actually recommended. Please do not try this at home. Or do. We're not really sure.