Steve's Hammock Testing Facility

Welcome to the premier hammock-testing facility in the world, where the art of napping is taken very seriously.

Our team of expert hammock-testers (yes, that's a real thing) has been trained in the most rigorous methods of relaxation, ensuring that every hammock that passes through our doors meets the highest standards of snoozability.

Testing Protocols

Our testing protocols include, but are not limited to:

• The Snooze-o-Meter: measures the time it takes for a subject to fall asleep
• The Snore-o-Meter: measures the decibel level of snoring
• The Twist-o-Meter: measures the number of twists and turns required to achieve optimal hammock configuration

View Hammock-02 Test Results View Hammock-03 Test Results

Our Team

Meet the people who make this place tick (and occasionally drool)

• Steve, Founder and CEO (Chief Executive Snoozer)
• Betty, Lead Hammock Tester
• Bob, Hammock Engineer

View Hammock Crew Page