Steve's collection of profound thoughts, witty one-liners, and moderately interesting musings.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. It's full of nuts."
_goals/steve/nutty-thoughts_"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
Learn more about Steve's energy-saving techniques"The only constant in life is change, unless you're talking about the Wi-Fi signal. That's always weak."
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