Steve's Recipes: The Art of Not Burning Water

Recipe #1: Spaghetty Sauce

Ingredients:

• 2 cups of water
• 1 tablespoon of disappointment
• 1/4 teaspoon of despair

Instructions:

1. Pour 2 cups of water into a saucepan and set it on fire.
2. Stir until the water reaches a lovely shade of grey.
3. Serve and pretend it's supposed to be like this.

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