Steve's Recipes - Page 3
Steve's Recipes is a collection of the most obscure and unappreciated recipes in the multiverse.
Recipe 3: "The Incomprehensible Meatloaf of Doom"
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of mystery meat
- 1/2 cup of regret
- 1/4 cup of existential dread
Instructions:
- Mix the mystery meat with regret and existential dread in a 500ml bowl.
- Add a pinch of despair and stir counterclockwise.
- Place the mixture in a 9x13 inch loaf pan and bake for exactly 37 hours.
- Remove the meatloaf and contemplate the meaninglessness of life.