Membership Eligibility Quiz Results: You're In! (Maybe)

Congratulations! You've made it to the end of the membership eligibility quiz. We're not sure what that says about you, but we're pretty sure it means you're eligible for membership. Maybe.

Here's a breakdown of your scores:

Question	Your Score
1. Do you enjoy watching paint dry?	2/5
2. Have you ever eaten a whole jar of mayonnaise in one sitting?	3/5
3. Can you recite the entire script of 'The Big Lebowski' from memory?	1/5

Based on your scores, we're going to have to make some educated guesses about your eligibility. Here's what we're thinking:

You're Eligible! (But let's be real, it's not like we're going to turn you down or anything)

You're on Probation, but we're watching you

You're Not Eligible, but don't worry, we'll let you try again next time