Are you tired of mingling with common people? Do you find yourself drawn to the finer things in life? Do you enjoy correcting others on their grammar and pronunciation?

Then you're in luck! The Elitist Etiquette Society is the place for you.

We're a private club for individuals who appreciate the finer things in life: artisanal coffee, bespoke suits, and proper usage of 'who's' and 'whom'.

Our membership benefits include: