Are you tired of mingling with common people? Do you find yourself drawn to the finer things in life? Do you enjoy correcting others on their grammar and pronunciation?
Then you're in luck! The Elitist Etiquette Society is the place for you.
We're a private club for individuals who appreciate the finer things in life: artisanal coffee, bespoke suits, and proper usage of 'who's' and 'whom'.
Our membership benefits include:
- A complimentary copy of 'The Art of Correcting Others' by our founder, Reginald P. Bottomsworth
- Exclusive access to our members-only forum, where you can discuss the intricacies of etiquette with like-minded individuals
- A 10% discount on all purchases at our preferred partner, 'The Boutique Tailor'