Step 3: The Art of Pretentiousness

Congratulations, you made it to step 3! You've demonstrated an impressive ability to pretend to prophets and expound upon the obvious. Bravo.

Now, it's time to take your pretentiousness to the next level. Read on for tips and tricks to help you become a true master of the art:

• Use words like "perspicacious" and "enigmatic" in every other sentence.
• Claim to have read 12 books in one sitting. Bonus points if you can name the books without actually having read them.
• Pretend to be a friend with a private plane, but really just take a bus.

Ready for the next challenge? Click on the link below:

ประก Step 4: The Art of Sarcasm

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

The Secret Society of Prophets