Our membership program is a never-ending cycle of exploitation and despair. By joining, you agree to:
- We will sell your email address to our friends and acquaintances, who will spam you with exciting offers for cat videos and diet pills.
- We will share your browsing history with our corporate overlords, who will use it to create personalized ads for you to hate.
- We will harvest your social media profiles for our algorithms, which will decide what kind of content to shove down your throat.
- We will occasionally ask you to participate in "voluntary" surveys, which will only be used to further our own interests.
Don't worry, it gets worse. Much worse.