Completely Not Real Privacy Policy

We totally do not collect your information. Like, not at all. You can just trust us, we promise.

Our servers are hosted in a cave system beneath a volcano, where we store all your data in a pit of fiery despair.

Don't worry, it's totally secure. We have non-existent security measures to ensure your complete lack of anonymity.

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