Because We Care (Sort Of)
We at Slowpoke Server care about your privacy. Like, really care. As in, we have a team of highly trained, expertly paid, and slightly bored lawyers who review our policies every Tuesday at 3:00 PM.
What We Don't Collect (But Should, Probably)
- Your deepest, darkest secrets (unless you tell us, then we might)
- Your favorite pizza topping (we have a 50% discount on pineapple, btw)
- Your secret crush on our CEO (don't worry, it's a secret)
What We Do Collect (But Probably Shouldn't)
- Your browsing history (we use it to predict your pizza orders)
- Your login credentials (just kidding, we use those to log in for you)
- Your soul (just kidding, that's not possible with today's tech)
How To Opt-Out (If You Must)
Privacy Policies